Oh, PULEEEEZZ, girl.

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When Sarah Palin talks, I have to turn the sound way down because that pitch kind of hurts my soul.

Just listen to her. "Some other daughter?" How 'bout the now-FAMOUS one that YOU made famous by sending her and her boyfriend out on the campaign trail and then discussing her pregnancy EVERYWHERE to everyone? The one whose now ex-boyfriend and father of her child is talking to magazines and doing sexy photo shoots like he's K-Fed? Maybe that one? David Letterman is an old guy who totally didn't put it together that Palin was with Willow last weekend and Bristol was home.

Whatever. Nice try.